- "The show given an A- by Entertainment Weekly" - Why would I want to watch a show that was given an A- by Entertainment Weekly?
- "A more spazzy, fast-paced version of The Office" - More spazzy? Really? And, um, I like the fact that The Office is not "fast-paced." That's kind of what makes it brilliant.
- "The show that is so big it will leave you breathless" - This doesn't even make sense.
These quotes are from the actual commercial advertisements for the show 10 Items or Less which follows the reruns of The Office on TBS. I do not plan on watching it. No thank you.